Froggers: Living among us

Have you ever noticed things disappearing from your house? Things like food, clothing and tiny nick-knacks? Have you ever heard noises in your house when you were the only one home? Well then, you may have had a frogger experience.
Froggers are people that live unknown to homeowners in parts of homes that seldom see any traffic or use. Examples of such places are closets, basements, attics etc.
The existence of froggers explains the disappearance of socks from laundry and the last cookie from the cookie jar. Froggers are also behind the high water and electric bills.
There have been a number of times when I was home alone and heard noises that would be typical for a human to make. Lately, our tiny backyard garden has been the victim of mysterious human invaders. Just yesterday, we discovered some tomatoes had been cut from the garden and the remnants of the tomatoes contained human teeth marks.
So next time something goes missing or you say to yourself "I could've sworn I turned that light off," don't worry, you are probably just coexisting with a family of harmless froggers.